You're fired!

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You're fired!

by Steeny @ 2006-08-08 – 11:17:40

Michelle, winner of this year's Apprentice, has been put on gardening leave. Her £100,000 job with Sir Alan Sugar hangs in the balance.

That is the 'reward' you get for sleeping with Syed 'I am from the streets' Ahmed. Not only will she have to raise his devil's child, Michelle, who insists she is still employed, might actually get to hear 'You're fired' after all.

Rumour has it hadn't been working out, even before she got pregnant and she now awaits Sir Alan's return from holiday to find out her fate. Can't think what is worst really, losing her job or Syed vowing to stand by her.

It would never have happened with the Badger.

Ilse
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- (Visitor)
- 2006-08-08 @ 11:19:20
the latter sounds worse to me..
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-08 @ 11:22:33
You might be right...That and a mini-Syed. She might as well have stayed at Kwik-Save.
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  - 2006-08-08 @ 12:00:14
  errr kiwk save......they always leave their kitkats in warm places... NEVER trust a shop that does that!
  
  ps. I;ve never even heard of kwik save (cough cough)
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-08 @ 12:02:25
Then how do you know about the KitKats, huh. Bangs fist on the table and shines bright light into eyes.

(Note to self: must stop overdosing on crime dramas)
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- timekillingkid
- 2006-08-08 @ 14:23:25
I seem to remember a very similar entry on my blog about this on 21 JULY!

Great minds, eh?
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-08 @ 14:28:05
I read yours, just thought I'd update the entry as it wasn'r reported yet she'd been put on 'gardening' leave.

It's her own fault for sleeping with Syed!
- - timekillingkid
  - 2006-08-08 @ 14:42:47
  I'm just waiting for it to come on the news that la Badger is up the duff by the Tulip. Now that would be a scary sight...
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-08 @ 14:48:36
Oh, I feel my lunch coming up again...
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- steinberg
- 2006-08-09 @ 18:30:10
So they did get on after all. sweet.
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-10 @ 15:08:44
Not only that, they made babies!
- - timekillingkid
  - 2006-08-24 @ 12:53:53
  I just saw on the news that she's lost the baby.
  - - Steeny
    - 2006-08-24 @ 12:55:30
    I read that too...feel a bit bad now.
    - - timekillingkid
      - 2006-08-24 @ 14:43:32
      Feel sorry for 'em both.
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- Cocktailer
- 2006-08-15 @ 17:44:07
Oh gawd, I got quite obsessed with the Apprentice. Lucky that Amsterdam gets BBC TV (freakishly) or I'd be asking my parents to send over bogus video copies for my belated delectation.

She totally crept up to the top slot, I didn't see Michelle coming. Stealth Bomber. The Badger would have come up trumps, bless her, she wouldn't have got all sticky with Syed, no sirree.

Michelle's fatal flaw, that man. And now you say she's on gardening leave? Ruined. In so many ways.
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-16 @ 15:04:09
Oh yes! Syed was in court a while ago for driving under the influence of alcohol and apparently he told the judge he was a fighter from the streets of East London.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2006-08-16 @ 17:18:35
Sayed Sucked.
Gave me a few laughs though.
Horrid fellow, no scruples.

Love your blog.

x
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-16 @ 17:21:36
Thanks :-)

I know, Syed was an idiot but he was pure entertainment value. I was constantly shouting at him to shut up (well in reality, I was shouting at my television) and turned into a mini-Sugar myself but then when he left, it felt like there was something missing....and it was a lot quieter in my house.
- - MichaelStMark ^Pro
  - 2006-08-20 @ 12:35:05
  Fancy having your career hinging on the whims of a humourless Mr Ruthless as AS.
  Give me self-employed anyday.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2006-08-17 @ 12:56:47
absolutely with you on that one too. These shows are, afterall about entertainment value.
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- 2006-08-25 @ 12:30:10
you really need a new blog post you know

I've read this a meeelion times...ok ok I havn't really, maybe twice now,, attention defic...oh look a beeee.
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- Steeny
- 2006-08-25 @ 12:40:56
I know, I know ;-)

Oh the pressure...Lack of inspiration and time I suppose. I am working, I promise!

Where is that bee, quick get it out!
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