Get out clause!

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Get out clause!

by Steeny @ 2006-09-28 – 14:12:54

Help, I need a get out clause!

Everyone in my building ais invited to say goodbye to our resident Chippendale (see A different side to my colleague) at 4pm. There will be cake, something which despite my current lack of appetite I don't want to miss out on.

However, it means coming face to face with he who stripped off in front of me...unwanted!

I have managed to successfully avoid him in the last two weeks, but I feel now there is no way out.

I might have to hide behind a few of my bigger and more ample colleagues.

He is having a leaving do tonight but luckily I have Japanese tonight.

Phew!

Ilse
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- sweetymon
- 2006-09-28 @ 14:14:40
Boyfriends getting runover and falling down the stairs works for me, except that it usually ends up happening in real life. x
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- Steeny
- 2006-09-28 @ 14:16:18
The falling down the stairs could work however I might need something a little less drastic than that as I am looking forward to Japanese tonight.
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- timekillingkid
- 2006-09-28 @ 14:43:10
I think you should all just turn up naked for his leaving do and make him feel awkward by being the only one wearing clothes.
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- moirob
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- 2006-09-28 @ 14:45:43
Im with timekillingkid....maybe not go naked, but make a joke of it. Comment on how you "dont recognise him with all his clothes on"
- - Steeny
  - 2006-09-28 @ 14:47:58
  I have been thinking about using that line...Apart from my manager who is on holiday, nobody else knows about it so will only use it if he spots me hiding from him.
  - - moirob
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    - 2006-09-28 @ 14:50:23
    Im sure there is plenty of fun things you could say. Your not going to see him again, so its not like you have to avoid him again after today.
    So best to make a joke of it knowing that he wont be back
    - - Steeny
      - 2006-09-28 @ 14:52:39
      And you have no idea how glad I am about that.
      
      My wit is currently failing so must try and get it back before 4pm!
      - moirob
        
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        2006-09-28 @ 14:55:24
        
        No pressure there then
        
        How about
        
        "Clothes suit you"
        Or "Something about you looks different. Haircut?" (although that might not be as obvious as a reference
        how about "So this is your leaving suit? I certainyl remember your birthday suit?"
        
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        Steeny
        
        2006-09-28 @ 14:57:07
        
        Thanks for the suggestions, will come in handy ;-)
        
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- Steeny
- 2006-09-28 @ 14:45:47
This could be an idea be it I do not actually want to see the rest of my colleagues naked as well. I don't need anything else to contribute to my lack of appetite at present.

Oh, just thinking about it makes me shudder...and not with delight!
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